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nuka-rockit:

Depression™! 

comes with multiple fun features such as:

• exhaustion! but not enough to sleep just lie on the floor like a wet towel
  
• whoops! shouldve eaten 2 hours ago
• all food tastes equally boring! yeah that piece of old bread and 4 pickles will do
• staring at the ceiling!
• lose your train of thought every 5 minutes! whatever youre trying to do sure won’t get done anytime soon
• every activtiy feels pointless! even your favourite hobbies. Especially your favourite hobbies!
• loneliness! but also you feel like a burden to everyone you know so good luck with that
• staring at the wall!
• wearing the same sweatpants for 3 days straight! because who can be bothered? not you that’s for sure!
• yelling at people for no reason! because now even their breathing annoys you 
• staring at the wall some more!
• Suddenly crying over tiny things! such as dropping your favourite pencil. it’s not even broken. but who gives a fuck!

ORDER TODAY! 

Or don’t. You’ll receive it either way!

because there is no escape!

• date

  Tuesday, week 18

  2 May, 2017

• by

  origin nuka-rockit

  via nekonekonomi

• tags

  #real